things i will not miss about the univeristy of north carolina.

final exams

final papers

studying for final exams

parking tickets

meter maids who think cutting tickets is the most important job in the world

never ending construction

dirty hippies (clean hippies are ok)

basketball groupies

elitist and racist fraternities

stuck up gold digger sororities

rude bouncers (cool bouncers are ok)

slow bartenders

schoolkids records, the walmart of record stores

8-20

lines at the club

and thats about it, cuz everything else here is, of course, perfect.