truth and rumors:

-allen iverson, who's contract with the sixers did not have a no-trade clause, verbally nixed a deal to the bobcats because he couldnt get on the list for a swanky new condo in downtown queen city.

-greg oden's actual birthday is 4-20-1960, which makes him forty-six years old.

-mobert will make an appearance in chapel hill sometime between december 22 and january 2.

-mobert's hot corporate trainer likes guys in cowboy hats. do not ask how he knows this, that information is confidential.

-the most overheard line at headquarters is "if the record's two mil, im just tryna do three."

-fidelity national financial company (FNF) is currently being investigated by the SEC for multiple offenses, including insider trading within its funds, accepting improper gifts from other brokers, and misrepresenting 401(k) fees to its institutional clients.

-the title track to jay-z's new album kingdom come contains a sample from "superfreak" by rick james.

-dook's highly touted freshman guard jon scheyer once scored twenty one points during a one minute thirty second span in a high school game. what dickie v always fails to mention is that twelve of those points came on free throw attempts.

-no one gossips at headquarters because there is no water cooler.

-the queen city brokers fantasy basketball team is current first overall, two games clear of second place thugged out. however, recent injuires to dirk and lamar odom will test this team's depth and resolve in the coming weeks.

-dook backup point guard josh mcroberts has a $400 a day speed habit. he thinks its only four dollars a day because he is also dyslexic.

--between hilary, obama, and john edwards, mobert endorses the non-white illinois senator.

-mobert endorses john mccain over anyone else.

suze orman, self-professed financial know-it-all and mediocre author at best, has a BA in social work, not economics or finance or business or math even. she does not have any post secondary education, and does not hold any NASD licenses.

-crutchfield capital llc, a private equity firm in queen city, is working on a deal to buy facebook. details are forthcoming.

-crutchfield capital is recruiting mobert very heavily because they believe he will "make them a shitload of money" according to a reliable source.

-bobcats rookie adam morrison only showers once a week.

-the north carolina tar heels could probably beat the charlotte bobcats.

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